Letters for All

Dear UCLA,

Thanks for coming over and playing in the Coliseum. Hopefully we'll see you around town. Good luck in the Emarld Bowl or where ever the hell you'll be playing. We'll be sure to win the National Title on your home field. Oh, and Reggie says thanks for suring up the Heisman for him.

Love,
USC

PS-You Suck.


Dear Gary,

Even though the old regime didn't have the balls to fire you, we do. I think we all know what the root of the problem was, allowing a girl onto your team. This is Division I-A football, not a circus. Now get the hell out of here.

Love,
Colorado AD and President


Dear Miguel,

Remember when you won the MVP? Playing on a winning team helps in that process. And to win you need pitching. Don't be a little bitch and ask to be traded 2 years into your deal. You knew what you were getting into when you decided to trade wins for dollars. Tell Boog Powell I said hi.

Love,
Billy Beane