Harry, your hands are freezing!
I’m not going to write about the horrible officiating and how it cost the Seahawks the game. I’ve written that piece and a plan for the NFL to rectify the problem without hiring full time officials.
Jerramy Stevens gets my Golden Dong Award for biggest Super Bowl Choker. Nicely done.
The Diet Pepsi commercials that promoted the drink as brown and bubbly made me think of diarrhea. This is why I drink Diet Coke, it doesn’t remind me of shit. Runny shit at that.
Now onto my main topic.
Let’s go three years into the future. The Pittsburgh (or maybe Detroit) police get a domestic disturbance call. They arrive at the house and guess who answers the door? Oh yeah, The Bus, Jerome Bettis. Everyone’s good guy. His wife is crying in the kitchen with a shiner covered up by a steak.
The cops are almost in disbelief but they cuff him (it will take two pairs) and take him downtown. And all of a sudden it’s all over every news outlet and every non-Steelers fan and everyone who wanted to puke every time they saw Jerome Bettis over the last month will laugh.
This is plausible. Think of how many players lose it after they retire. All of a sudden they don’t have that outlet for their anger and frustration anymore. He’s been set up for something like this with his farewell season. Everyone loves this guy and he can do no wrong. But we all know that Bettis sold his soul to the devil to have his career. Why the hell do you think that there aren’t any other big backs with that many yards? Jerome grew up in the slums as a fat kid. The devil was his only way out and the devil always gets his dues.
Jerramy Stevens gets my Golden Dong Award for biggest Super Bowl Choker. Nicely done.
The Diet Pepsi commercials that promoted the drink as brown and bubbly made me think of diarrhea. This is why I drink Diet Coke, it doesn’t remind me of shit. Runny shit at that.
Now onto my main topic.
Let’s go three years into the future. The Pittsburgh (or maybe Detroit) police get a domestic disturbance call. They arrive at the house and guess who answers the door? Oh yeah, The Bus, Jerome Bettis. Everyone’s good guy. His wife is crying in the kitchen with a shiner covered up by a steak.
The cops are almost in disbelief but they cuff him (it will take two pairs) and take him downtown. And all of a sudden it’s all over every news outlet and every non-Steelers fan and everyone who wanted to puke every time they saw Jerome Bettis over the last month will laugh.
This is plausible. Think of how many players lose it after they retire. All of a sudden they don’t have that outlet for their anger and frustration anymore. He’s been set up for something like this with his farewell season. Everyone loves this guy and he can do no wrong. But we all know that Bettis sold his soul to the devil to have his career. Why the hell do you think that there aren’t any other big backs with that many yards? Jerome grew up in the slums as a fat kid. The devil was his only way out and the devil always gets his dues.
posted by CFunk28 at 1:30 PM
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We all know that a panda's sight is not there strongest sense.
Id you hear that Tyler got canned by Buck? I just talked to Trey and he said that Tyler wore a Nats shirt to work on the day that NAts Spring Tix went on sale and Buck flipped out. I guess he started going off and just up and fired Tyler right there on the spot. As I was laughing in disbelief Trey added, "Oh, it's getting worse too." Classy organization they're running in Viera.
Check the website, Tyler's name has been erased and it looks as if Babs has received a promotion. Hahaha.
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