Please somebody say Bill Clinton...And the show has reached a new low.

Its picture time.

While this maybe one of the scariest pictures known to man it does show a good lookin' beard. This is about two-and-a-half months of hard beard growing. But I got a haircut Wednesday, so I figured I should trim the beard to even things out a bit. It was my first haircut since the beginning of November so I looked like quite the hippie. I'm pretty sure its impossible for me to look like a rugged mountain man, so I think that hippie is a better description.

Now onto more pictures.

Could these men be brothers from different mothers? The resemblence is uncanny. Or maybe its just their gargantuan foreheads. They're monsters for sure. But neither one has a beard, which makes both of them far more less cool than me.

Jinx shit on the floor this morning sometime between the time my wife left for work and I went downstairs. Needless to say he ate shit for breakfast. I'm awesome.

I actually have to work a little bit on Satuday because I've got a kid driving in from NC for an interview. He's goes to Western Carolina. I only know one other person who went there and he's pretty cool so I figure this kid might be okay.

Sometimes I drift back to the first night I watched Anchorman and laugh at all of the fun that was had. And then I slip into a deep, burning rage for a certain individual. And that makes me think about stolen wind pants which pretty much puts me over the edge.

As much as I love college football I really can't get into the all-star games. I do love Mel Kipers analysis of the prospects. For the most part these kids look like they've only been playing together for a week. Its pretty much the same story for the NFL All-Pro Game. I would rank basketball as the #1 All-Star game(s) and baseball 2. Those are just sports that you don't need a lot of practice for them to be entertaining. Football is a very intricate sport.

That's it. I'm done.